1. Notes: 1 / 7 hours ago 
    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?

    Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.

    Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

     
  2. Notes: 1 / 2 days ago 
    Settlers of CATan (pun written by Glenn Boozan) (photo taken by me)

    Settlers of CATan (pun written by Glenn Boozan) (photo taken by me)

     
  3. Notes: 3 / 4 days ago  from yonilotan
    yonilotan:

THIS IS TOMORROW! THIS IS TOMORROW! 
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TOMORROW

Go to this show!

    yonilotan:

    THIS IS TOMORROW! THIS IS TOMORROW! 

    I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TOMORROW

    Go to this show!

     
  4. Notes: 53 / 4 days ago  from -saturdaynightlive
    -saturdaynightlive:

Let’s talk about Oscar snubs of 2005 - Jim Carrey being robbed of a Best Actor nomination for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. 

Agreed!

    -saturdaynightlive:

    Let’s talk about Oscar snubs of 2005 - Jim Carrey being robbed of a Best Actor nomination for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    Agreed!

     
  5. Notes: 32 / 4 days ago  from danmeth
    danmeth:

***PANGAEA T-SHIRTS***Due to the high volume of people asking “Can I get that on a T-Shirt”, my Pangaea cartoon is now available on a T-Shirt!Be the first kid on your continent to own one!Click here to purchase it! We got Mens and Womens!

Reblog for Kevin

    danmeth:

    ***PANGAEA T-SHIRTS***
    Due to the high volume of people asking “Can I get that on a T-Shirt”, my Pangaea cartoon is now available on a T-Shirt!
    Be the first kid on your continent to own one!
    Click here to purchase it! We got Mens and Womens!

    Reblog for Kevin

    (Source: danmeth.com)

     
  6. Notes: 2 / 5 days ago 
    Happy Friday Before The Friday Before Superbowl XLVI everybody!

    Happy Friday Before The Friday Before Superbowl XLVI everybody!

     
  7. Notes: 334 / 6 days ago  from totallymorgan (originally from amypop)

    The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's Interview With The NY Times

    Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
    Barney Frank: No.
    Interviewer: Why not?
    Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
    Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
    Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
    I grew up with this man as my congressman.
  8. Notes: 8 / 1 week ago  from jonbershad
    jonbershad:

Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like.
KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time.
MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with.
KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in.
MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married.

I just watched the entire 3rd season of The League yesterday.

    jonbershad:

    Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like.

    KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time.

    MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with.

    KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in.

    MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married.

    I just watched the entire 3rd season of The League yesterday.

     
  9. Notes: 840 / 1 week ago  from fuckyeahdirectors (originally from bonaventurer)

    bonaventurer:

    Directed by John Ford (1971)

  10. Notes: 109 / 1 week ago  from sportspage
    sportspage:

Do it for Myra

    sportspage:

    Do it for Myra

     
  11. Notes: 77 / 1 week ago  from williebhines (originally from justdreamingaway)

    williebhines:

    ryanxilliams:

    justdreamingaway:

    This is a new and extremely short short of mine called Extraordinary.

    This is the first in a series of tiny shorts I’ve decided to write and direct so I can stay on top of my game and get to work with performers I haven’t worked with yet. This one is called Extraordinary and features the great Will Hines and Anthony King.

    This is great and not just for Cathryn’s pretty handwriting, though that’s a big part of it. 

    Thanks to JD for casting me in the perfect role! A man who thought he could be a superhero and then gives up immediately.

    This is great.

  12. Notes: 214 / 2 weeks ago  from paulftompkins (originally from crockeronline)
    "

    Any company that is providing great content online in a way that’s easy to use with a fair price has a booming business right now. The people who don’t are trying to fight that future.

    So here we have this legislation, with all of these possible harms, to solve a problem that only exists in the minds of people who are afraid of the future. Why should the government be intervening on behalf of the people who aren’t getting with the program?

    "
    -

    Tim O’Reilly on SOPA: it protects the wrong people - Boing Boing

    Pretty accurate, succinct way of putting it, Tim O’Reilly. Kudes!

    (via crockeronline)

    [Ed.] While I endorse the above message, I do not endorse Mr. Crocker’s slangifying of “kudos.”


    (via paulftompkins)
  13. Notes: 1358 / 4 weeks ago  from paulbriganti (originally from hitrecordjoe)

    paulbriganti:

    emilyaxford:

    Joseph Gordon Levitt reblogged me and alden’s video.

    hitrecordjoe:

    What are you doing New Years Day?” — by AldenWFord

    (in response to “What are you doing New Years Eve?” — from hellogiggles)

    There’s no greater satisfying moment for an artist than to see their work inspire the creativity of others.  Especially when it involves barfing on dicks.

    very awesome!

    THIS IS THA COOLEST!!!

  14. Notes: 3266 / 4 weeks ago  from huffpostcomedy (originally from oldloves)
    huffpostcomedy:


Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:
“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”
- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

[via oldloves]

    huffpostcomedy:

    Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

    “Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

    So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

    We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. 

    And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

    It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

    - from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

    [via oldloves]

     
  15. Notes: 17 / 4 weeks ago  from thecomicscomic (originally from thecomedybureau)

    The 100 Best Things in Comedy We Were Witness To In No Particular Order of 2011

    thecomicscomic:

    thecomedybureau:

    There have been 2011 comedy lists throughout the last two months telling people what the funniest album was, who was the funniest on Twitter, etc. We have a problem with those lists in that entire days of 2011 had yet to pass leaving time for funny things to fall through the cracks. Also, we don’t want to have bickering over ranking or forget to make a list about memes or web videos, and more. So, we just piled 100 in no order of any kind (that’s an ill advised number to shoot for, if you’re wondering) of the most hilarious things together that we had the chance to witness throughout the entirety of 2011. 

    It’s a long, exhaustive list that probably many of you won’t read all the way through, but, at least, it’s better than this meta-horseshit we did last year with “Best of ‘Best of Comedy List’ List”

    1. Neil Hamburger tweeting down “The Man”-Through @NeilHamburger alone, he rivals Tyler Durden in making pop culture (Britney Spears, AXE Body Spray, etc.) look really stupid.

    2. Lizzy Cooperman banging her keyboard and telling jokes-Lizzy has jokes and a keyboard that she hits when she does stand-up. We’ve seen it several times and hurt from laughing so hard every time we see it.

    3. Jon Dore & Rory Scovel performing simultaneously on Conan-This is one of the best late night TV performances of the year. That’s all you need to know.

    4. Louis CK chasing George Carlin’s record-Many people are unaware of the fact that both his specials Hilarious and Live From the Beacon Theatre were both released in 2011, even though he said he’d stick to a 1-special-a-year pace. Combine that with the brilliance of his show Louie and there are grounds for the constant praise he gets.

    5. Eddie Pepitone in anything he’s been in-2011 has been a banner year for Pepitone and rightfully so. Along with his spectacular album “A Great Stillness”, @EddiePepitonePuddin’, being a heckler on ConanRunyon: Just Above Sunset, and more have proved Pepitone to be a comedic force to be reckoned with.

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    Nice lengthy list of happy fun times, proving that 2011 didn’t suck quite as much as we all thought it did!

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