Darren Miller

Notes: 3 / 1 day ago from spolikeluzhate

spolikeluzhate:

Just found this at my Mom’s. Unfortunately it’s covered in mouse piss. DREAM TEAM!

I also have this t-shirt at my Mom’s!

Notes: 16 / 1 day ago from booyahgrandma (originally from jukeboxloves)

booyahgrandma:

jukeboxloves:

Jukebox the Ghost LOVES this.

The Late Show with David Letterman! AOOOOGACHAKA.

I told you to DVR this on twitter. I hope you listened, INTERNET.

Notes: 111 / 3 days ago from thecomedystore (originally from adamconover)

thecomedystore:

Whoa. @Marcmaron @Louisck @SarahKSilverman

comedycentral:

juliasegal:

adamconover:

Marc Maron, Louis C.K., Dave Attell and Sarah Silverman

via

5 days ago

Notes: 6 / 6 days ago from mikeduffycomedy

mikeduffycomedy:

DAN SPENSER IS THE WINNER OF THE MIKE DUFFY POSTER CONTEST

Kevin, Darren and Travis ranked the nine submissions and he came out with the highest point total!

He will receive:

A trinket from Little Compton, Rhode Island (where Darren is vacationing).

Free Whiskey Shot/s after the show.

A quality hand hold from Kevin Mead.

One free tickle to and/or from Travis Helwig.

CONGRATS DAN!

Thanks to everyone for submitting! We were blown away by how awesome all the submissions were!

Backyard Brawl is TONIGHT. Midnight! UCB Theater!

While Dan did end up on top, I will say that the totals were actually extremely close, not even between just two. A lot of people made some really really awesome posters.

Thank you.

Notes: 3 / 1 week ago from mikeduffycomedy

Fun Ways to See All Mike Duffy Poster Contest Submissions!

mikeduffycomedy:

There are a lot of ways you can check out all the submissions to the Inaugural Mike Duffy Poster Contest!

On Facebook - the event wall

On Facebook - all submission images in an album

On the Mike Duffy website

On all of tumblr with the contest tag

YOU GUYS! THE DEADLINE IS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT!!!

Your comments will help influence our decision as to who wins!!

Either comment on any of the photos through facebook or tumblr, or anything.

Use the hashtag “Mike Duffy Poster Contest” whenever possible so that we can find all your comments!

Notes: 11 / 1 week ago from mikeantonucci (originally from carolinestreet)

Man Is Held in Anti-Muslim Stabbing of Cabdriver

mikeantonucci:

travishelwig:

kirklarsen:

drewkaufman:

carolinestreet:

After falling silent for a few minutes, the passenger began cursing and screaming, and then yelled, “Assalamu alaikum — consider this a checkpoint!” and slashed Mr. Sharif across the neck, and then on the face from his nose to his upper lip, the alliance said. (“Assalamu alaikum” — “peace be with you” — is a traditional Muslim greeting.)

A law enforcement official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing, said Mr. Enright was “very drunk” at the time of the attack.

I went to college with this shit head. Fuck, I am so mad. I am so fucking mad. I have been dreading the first attack on an innocent Muslim, because I knew it was inevitable. These depraved, ignorant people, who spread their hatred and agenda under paper-thin guises, are a powder keg. But of all the people to fire the shot heard ‘round the world, it just had to be some idiot fuck up film student.

I don’t know this kid personally, but I’ve heard stories. I’ve never gotten so drunk I thought about stabbing someone. That’s because normal people don’t think about stabbing someone and repress it so softly that only some liquor and an Arabic phrase can shift your crazy car into stabbing gear.

Do you understand what the backlash of this will be, Michael? A kid. A dumb kid did this. Not a fat schizophrenic from Ohio. Not a raving madman from the middle of the woods. No, a fucking middle class white kid from the New York suburbs who dropped out of film school.

I had to walk out of work I’m so mad.

I’m flabbergasting right now. I cannot believe that I have one degree of separation* from this.

*he PA’d a short film my friends Darren, Kevin, and Paul made)

I read this article but seeing the kid be Facebook friends with my three best friends is un-fucking-believable.

I get so confused by the world sometimes.

Holy Fuck.

Oh my god. I am facebook friends with this kid. I met him. He PA’d my short film. He’s even IN a scene!

I guess among the very few people who are the kind of person that would do something like this, even fewer are people who you think might be capable of something like this when you first meet them. That’s a very convoluted sentence.

There is a lot of negative, extreme, pigheaded propaganda in the political world. I think buying into it can give people irrational thoughts that allow them to belong to a certain side of a vote, and allow certain people to gain political power. Unfortunately some of the messages these people are sending can really screw with the way people think, and even beyond not thinking for themselves, they start to make connections between all these messages and really screw up how they think about what is right and wrong; what is okay and what isn’t. And I guess when you’re super drunk, it gets even more confused.

People should educate themselves, and think for themselves, and make intelligent decisions. Those should be values that everyone holds. I think if those are important to you, you will never be a fucking lunatic.

I am in no way calling this kid a victim of anything. His facebook page right now has a photo of him with an Afghan boy. Underneath it says “I am a good person with good intentions.” I don’t care. He’s guilty. And terrible.

Notes: 3 / 1 week ago from mikeduffycomedy (originally from stevenlevine)