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    jonbershad: Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like. KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time. MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with. KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in. MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married. I just watched the entire 3rd season of The League yesterday.

    jonbershad:

    Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like.

    KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time.

    MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with.

    KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in.

    MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married.

    I just watched the entire 3rd season of The League yesterday.

    (Source: jonbershad)

     

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