Posts tagged "lol"
  1. Notes: 2 / 12 hours ago 
    “Apple Investigator Has Enormous Arms And Hands”

    “Apple Investigator Has Enormous Arms And Hands”

     
  2. Notes: 6 / 1 day ago 

    Check out my new Everything App! It does everything!

    Everything App brings you a social dashboard with a feed of every post from every person you follow on every social network! EVERY SOCIAL NETWORK! ALL IN ONCE PLACE!

    If you want to post, you can choose what social networks to post to. You can post to any! If you want to post to twitter and your post is more than 140 characters, Everything App will simply override the 140 character limit and your tweet will show up in full anyway!  IT DOES EVERYTHING!

    Want to post a photo? This app does that! Want to TAKE a photo! This app takes photos, applies filters, and even shoots AND EDITS FULL HD VIDEO! ALL WITH NO HARDWARE! SPECIAL IN-APP CAMERAS! Yes that’s right, cameras! There’s also a front-facing in-app hardware-less camera recording everything you do and automatically posting it to EVERY SOCIAL NETWORK!

    Speaking of automatic, Everything App will automatically post everything you do on AND OFF the internet and automatically post it to any and all social networks you choose. THAT’S SO FUCKING FRICTIONLESS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? I AM A DEVELOPER WHO HATES FRICTION, AND YOU ARE MY BENEFACTOR!

    Do you like sharing? You can share any file, photo, web page, video, text, document, question, answer, or dollar amount from ANY bank account or credit card to ANYONE YOU WANT!

    Task sharing!

    Also anything can be edited LIVE based on permissions YOU CHOOSE. Remember Google Wave? It’s kind of like that only it’s SUPER COOL AND BETTER!

    Wanna see what your friends are up to?  We’ve installed a LIVE WEBCAM that follows them wherever they go! Just click the button to see what’s up and say hi!

    If someone on ANY social network posts anything you like, you can comment, re-post, re-share, reblog, re-pin, +1, favorite, like, thumb up, or do anything you want and apply it to any other network, because why not!?

    Did I mention there’s full TASK SHARING? AND full CRM and contact management with integrated project management! IT DOES EVERYTHING! IT’S AN APP!

    FULLY INTEGRATED WITH GOOGLE MAPS!!!!! Check in anywhere and see anything happening anywhere with anyone! GO DO SOMETHING! WOO!!!!

    See everything in SLICK, DEAD SIMPLE, MAGAZINE STYLE!

    THIS APP WILL GET YOU DRUNK!!!!

    Oh, is that music I hear? You must like music! Everything App gives you access to every song ever recorded by every artist! If you don’t know the song you want to listen to, just hum something or say a word or some shit, and Everything App will play the song you’re TRYING TO SING! HOORAY!

    Oh, you’re more of a video/movie/short film/tv show/pilot presentation buff? No problem! Everything App syncs with Vimeo, YouTube, Netflix, Vudu, Hulu, AND EVEN DAILYMOTION! It syncs with everything! Watch anything with anyone anywhere any time!

    It also has SPORTS SCORES! (on the sidebar)

    Like that money sharing feature from before? (IF SO YOU SHOULD OFFICIALLY “LIKE” IT! EVERY EVERYTHING APP FEATURE HAS IT’S OWN FACEBOOK PAGE!!!) Everything App syncs with all your bank accounts to create a full-featured financial management app WITHIN the Everything App! COWABUNGA!

    Order food! Video conference! Travel! BUY OTHER APPS! LOSE WEIGHT!

    THE EVERYTHING APP DOES IT ALL!

    FAQ: Is the Everything App REALLY free?

    FAQ Answer: YES! We are in private beta only right now, which means that anyone can join. Once the beta period ends (or we go out of business), we will work on a FREEMIUM MODEL!!!! EVERYONE LOVES FREEMIUM!!!!!!!!! There will be a free plan, as well as an “almost everything” and an “everything everything” plan, along with 30-40 other plans.

    Check out our BEAUTIFUL DEAD SIMPLE SEAMLESS POWERHOUSE ONE-PAGE WEBSITE!

    If you have any questions, please ask me! I am the Founder, CEO, Developer, and EVANGELIST, but also somehow have time to tweet at you and answer all your questions. What would you like to know about Everything App?

  3. Notes: 448 / 3 days ago  from nbaoffseason (originally from exquisiteimbeciles)
    nbaoffseason: Blake Griffin, comic relief. 

    nbaoffseason:

    Blake Griffin, comic relief. 

    (Source: exquisiteimbeciles)

     
  4. Notes: 3 / 2 weeks ago  from kirklarsen

    kirklarsen:

    Happy Fun Music Time

    Here it is, another video of Elaine telling jokes we wrote. Also, I do alien voices.

    WE MAKE FUN OF ZOOEY DESCHANEL & NICKI MINAJ & BET!!!!

    (Source: fuse.tv)

  5. Notes: 1 / 3 weeks ago 
    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?

    Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.

    Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

     
  6. Notes: 9 / 4 months ago  from fuckyeahnickfoden (originally from ourkissessparked)
    Whoever took this photo is such a prick.  Hey asshole, how bout a photo of my beautiful view of the Brooklyn Queens Expressway?  There’s a giant Public Service Announcement billboard that takes up 90% of the sunset that would otherwise be visible from my window, which is mostly covered by a fire escape cage installed by the previous tenant who was afraid robbers would jump up a story onto the fire escape and break in!  ALSO I DON’T OWN A SINGLE PLANT, GET THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS OUT OF THERE.

    Whoever took this photo is such a prick.  Hey asshole, how bout a photo of my beautiful view of the Brooklyn Queens Expressway?  There’s a giant Public Service Announcement billboard that takes up 90% of the sunset that would otherwise be visible from my window, which is mostly covered by a fire escape cage installed by the previous tenant who was afraid robbers would jump up a story onto the fire escape and break in!  ALSO I DON’T OWN A SINGLE PLANT, GET THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS OUT OF THERE.

     
  7. 6 months ago  from ifc (originally from pleatedjeans)
    pleatedjeans: Louie C.K. (via)

    pleatedjeans:

    Louie C.K. (via)

     
  8. Notes: 4944 / 8 months ago  from catasters
    catasters: Friday For Kevin.

    catasters:

    Friday

    For Kevin.

     
  9. Notes: 42 / 10 months ago 

    A couple years ago, Paul Briganti, Kevin Mead, and I made this 22 minute short film, starring TJ Miller.

    Over time, we recut it, and decided recently to release it on the internet to the public.

    At the time, this was by far the hardest thing I’d ever done in my entire life.  I was a junior in college and knew nothing about how to make a film; all I knew is that I wanted to.  So I worked my ass off.  And Paul and Kevin did even more so - they co-directed this, and it’s something I’m very proud of.

    I know it’s not the kind of thing you can watch while you’re doing 8 other things, so if you happen to find a free 20 minutes and want to watch, I hope you like it.

    Trying to release this online and make it successful without approaching traditional distribution channels is a bit of an experiment, so if you’re able to help out at all by passing this video around, we would love you.  Passionately.  It would last forever until we die together at the same time while making out at the age of 6000.

    CHARLIE ON PAROLE (official website)

    Starring TJ Miller, Molly Ryman, Joe Wengert, Lynn Laurence, Mitch Wissick, and Bobby Moynihan.

    Written by Kevin Mead, Paul Briganti, and Darren Miller.

    Directed by Paul Briganti and Kevin Mead

    Produced by Darren Miller, Kevin Mead, and Paul Briganti

    Music by Emily Axford, Plushgun, and Jukebox The Ghost.

  10. Notes: 10 / 11 months ago 
    My girlfriend Alli just randomly sang this.  So we turned it into an image.  I think it’s funny.

    My girlfriend Alli just randomly sang this.  So we turned it into an image.  I think it’s funny.

     
  11. 11 months ago 
    Alright, I’ve labelled the outside of my new store! What should I sell? (Taken with instagram)

    Alright, I’ve labelled the outside of my new store! What should I sell? (Taken with instagram)

     
  12. Notes: 2 / 12 months ago  from zgibs

    zgibs:

    receSs’s latest video!  Lost Domino’s commercials

    receSs on their video grind!

  13. 12 months ago 

    The gross liquid in my stomach from my morning coffee just came out as pee

    #victory

  14. Notes: 3 / 12 months ago  from travishelwig

    travishelwig:

    This is a video where Louis C.K. asks Donald Rumsfeld if he is a lizard.  It keeps getting better.

    This probably isn’t the first time I’ve reblogged two of Travis’ posts in a row, but this might not be the first time Travis has posted about The Mountain Goats and Louis CK in the same day.  So, that’s what happens.

    Also, this is super funny.

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