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  1. Notes: 1 / 3 weeks ago 
    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

    Really, Hulu? You want me to troubleshoot the fact that you aren’t showing me ads?

    Oh man, I’m having so many PROBLEMS. I better email Hulu support so I can figure out how to see advertisements again.  Oh look! They have tips! Maybe I could put all this effort in on my own first before emailing support.  Oh wow, “requirements” is underlined. They must really mean that. I bet if my connection isn’t fast enough they can’t show me ads.  That would really piss me off.

    Oh that must be it.  My stupid pesky ad-blocking software must be ENABLED.  I can’t believe I made that mistake again. I’m always doing that. You know, I should probably just get rid of all this ad-blocking software.  It’s completely ruining my advertising experience. Now all I get are these stupid tv show episodes.

     
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